Out to lunch
Have a bday party to attend in t minus 60
The six year old has been working on those fries for 25 mins
I’ve been done with my meal for 20.
Saying this child eats SUPER slow and savors every bite is an understatement
At this rate we’re missing the party
I don’t want to hurry him because while I inhale my food with reckless abandon
He’s one of the only humans I know that eats correctly
Did I mention I still need to buy a gift?