Ben the six year old: “Mommy I am VERY MAD at (insert name of the girl who gave him the $100.00 bill here).” Remember that?
Me: “Why what happened?”
Ben the six year old: “She said she’s in LOVE with me and I don’t want to do it!!”
Me: “Aww that’s so sweet”
Ben the six year old: “And then.. on the bus… on the way home …we broke up..she broke up with me and I’m going to celebrate- did you buy Pringles today?”
Is this really happening?