February 2012
9 posts
Almost
But not really..
I gave up chewing gum for lent..
Those of you that know me IRL know how significant this is..
And that I do it every year..
Because lent is all about sacrifice
And giving up chewing gum for me is the sacrifice of all sacrifices..
Only thing different this year is I’ve also given up alcohol
Yup.
For sixty three days while I’m doing the insanity...
100 days of school
Tomorrow is the six year old’s 100th day of Kindergarten
Seems like just yesterday I was posting his first day of school pic
Anyway, to celebrate this day his teacher sent home 3 hearts (per child)
On each heart we are supposed to write 1 act of kindness that our child performed
When they’re all handed in they will have celebrated 100 acts of kindness
On the 100th day of school!
...
January 2012
43 posts
I know I am not the norm here but..
Is anyone else OVER Madonna?
Maybe it’s the latest fake British accent that did me in
But..
How about this before and after photo to make you feel better about your just rolled out of bed now driving carpool in your isotoner slippers and pj bottoms look?
Just goes to show you
A little bit of powder and a little bit of paint makes a girls complexion...
After watching another showing of “mean girls”
One can conclude:
Vander Pump > Maloof Hoof
Yuckikaka
See that?
That’s what my family likes to call Yuckikaka
Let me explain:
We have a golden retriever
When the now six year old was just over a year
He would crawl all around and gather puppy hair from the rug
(no matter how many times I vacuumed BTW)
He’d roll it in his fingers into little balls and when I’d find them in his hand I’d take it and say:
“Eww...
Ben the six year old: “Mommy I am VERY MAD at (insert name of the girl who gave him the $100.00 bill here).” Remember that?
Me: “Why what happened?”
Ben the six year old: “She said she’s in LOVE with me and I don’t want to do it!!”
Me: “Aww that’s so sweet”
Ben the six year old: “And then.. on the bus… on the way...
Truthful Tuesday..
Are you wearing a little hanky panky under you’re clothing?
If not
You should be.
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(R)espond (S)i (V)ous (P)lait
Translation: PLEASE RESPOND
Why is it so difficult these days?
How do you RSVP?
Do you get an invite and put it aside intending to respond but it makes its way to the bottom of the pile of junk on your desk and you find it after the event??
“Oh $^%T!”
Yup, been there.
Do you respond yes or no right away so as not to forget?
Do you wait a day or two or even 7 so as not too seem...
I have come to the conclusion after eight years of child-rearing that
“Mommy what is this?”
Is never a good thing.
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Jillian Michaels off ‘Doctors’
And just like that..
The Doctors leaves my DVR “to do” list..
BAM!
This message brought to you by the Seinfeld...
“Let me give you some advice..
best advice I could ever give anybody..
CUT IT OUT!
Just. Cut. It. Out!!
You want to look better??
Put a smile on your face!”
And just like that.. I have fallen in love with Jerry Seinfeld all over again.
